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Absolutely Fabulous

Edina and Patsy: The bitches we love to hate.

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And now, from my friend, Luis Rosa, 10 things everyone SHOULD HAVE LEARNED from watching AbFab:

  1. Do what you must in the name of haute couture; even if it means flying to New York City to photograph a Christian Le Croix doorknob.
  2. Always ask yourself (and others) the question; is it art sweetie?
  3. Anytime is a good time for Holiday, darling!
  4. If stars really had talent, they wouldn't need P.R. people.
  5. Always demand the best, even if you can't afford it – and if you can't, TELL NO ONE!
  6. YOU MUST NOT BE POOR, DARLING! YOU SIMPLY CANNOT BE POOR!!!!
  7. Should anyone ask your age, always tell the truth; THIRTY TWO.
  8. No matter what your size, always say to yourself and the world: I AM THIN AND GORGEOUS! Say it especially if they happen to be blind.
  9. If it costs hundreds of thousands of pounds, it's fantastic.
  10. AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED WATCHING ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS: You can never have enough hats, gloves and shoes.